Forget Rooney, Forget Owen (Oh I think most people have) There is only one man that will deserve Man of the Cup this year and that is our very own Peter Crouch!
Yes! Peter Crouch- The Goal Post himself. At 6ft 7 he could easily have played one of the Cybermen in Doctor Who- in fact he has the robot moves down to a tee!
And why do I like him? Because he seems so far to be very genuine and modest- and perhaps looks a little bit out of place amongst his peers (A bit like me) but he is good at what he does and he gets results (also a bit like me)
And he worked hard to get where he is. even though other peers ridiculed him

One club official unkindly said he resembled "Bambi on ice".

Oooh Bambi on Ice! Don't tell Disney, that'll be the next big Holiday show.

So lets hear it for the Crouchster. Number one of the World Cup! head and shoulders above everyone els

How the F*** do I get to Milton Keynes National Bowl?
My tickets have just arrived for Take That. I was hoping to get a refund but it never happened. And now I've got two tickets for Take That (Who I really want to see) but they're like in the middle of Scotland now or summfing.

Wembley would have been so much easier to get to. Damn those bloody Builders.