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Dead Famous

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 23:48:15

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Ten Housemates, Thirty Cameras, Forty Microphones, One murder one murderer and no clues!
Dead famous by Ben elton, is based in a Big Brother-esque environment. The housemates are so annoying, you could kill 'em. But when one get's murdered live on TV, no-one knows who the murderer is, although everyone has there favourites.

It's not War and Peace but it's a good read

Diss Grace Full

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 23:03:37

Grace has gone with 88% if the vote. Not as much as Slezer but still a high result.
And Boy did she get Boo'd. she has been such a bitch and I didn't even realise it.
And the last thing she did before leaving the house.... Throwing water over Susie. She's forgiving then. NOT

So who will be next? All of them I hope.

Has anyone seen that Frosties advert with the hyper kid floating off in the end doing some strange dance with wild eyes. I am not sure those Frosties were just 'Sugar' covered. "Its gonne be great"!
Class A Frosties anyone?

A good knight was had by all

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 19:02:38

It's Friday Night and I imagine that some of you will be planning a good night out on the booze.
Well here's a question for you?
If you could go out drinking with any celebrity, who would you choose? Would you perhaps choose this pair of Party-freaks?
hangover
Yes it's MC HRH Wills and Hazza.
and here is the story

"PRINCE Harry nurses a hangover and brother Wills looks to be suffering too as they celebrate the Queen's 80th birthday hours after a late-night drinking binge. William, 23, girlfriend Kate Middleton, 24, and 21-year-old Harry left a nightclub at 3.30am after a marathon session."

What I really love about this story is the stuff they havent said. Like....
"However the Queen was still inside the club, downing G&T's and organising Conga dances across the dance floor, whilst Philip was in the corner telling Blue Jokes and giving Wedgies to all the waitors!"

The Archbishop of Canterbury Dr Rowan Williams led the celebrations for the Queen, who was 80 in April and has her official birthday tomorrow

He started off by organising spin the bottle with some communion wine and ended up in the Vestry with a policewomans hat and a traffic cone! (Well who hasnt)

Also there were Prime Minister Tony Blair, Tory leader David Cameron, Lib Dem leader Sir Menzies Campbell and former Prime Ministers Baroness Thatcher and Sir John Major.

The lads sat in the corner playing strip poker, before the organised surprise arrived.. a stripper umped out of a giant egg. The stripper turned out to be Edwina Currie. thats the last time they let John organise the stripper!

I must stop writing this drivel now, Or I can say goodbye to my Knighthood!

Friday night book club.

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 17:49:30

Welcome to the Blog Lounge.
Why not come in and relax.
Kick of your shoes, pull up a chair and have a danish pastry.
Its Friday evening, and time to chill out

So, What shall we talk about?

Can anyone remember what the website was for the Word cloud thing?

Tiptoe, through the headlines, with me

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 11:30:04

A dainty trip through the headlines

"Bush creates new marine sanctuary "
Is this because of the Iraq fiasco? Is he also going to create an Air Force sanctuary?

"Actor Tom Cruise is named as the world's most powerful celebrity"
And from such a little man as well. So it just goes to show. It's not the size thats important, it's how frequently it is seen that counts ;)

"Net poses dangers for soccer fans"
Yes. You're supposed to be aiming the ball toward it!

"Children brush up on dental care. Pupils across 47 primary schools in the east end of Glasgow are to have daily tooth brushing sessions."
When asked if they would consider Ar$e wiping lessons too, the government responded 'Don't be silly, that really will be scraping the bottom......'

Goal posts and Hand Jobs

by cj592 @ 2006-06-16 - 09:40:54

I am still tired. I didnt get much sleep last night either.
This morning there was a very apologetic member of staff, who has now promised to buy me a pint to make up for it- so perhaps things aren't so bad after all :)
I didnt see the match yesterday but I saw some highlights on the news this morning, they were two very good goals. Well done Liverpool! Is till dont understand why when Crouch and Gerrard scored the goals- everyone is talking about Rooney.... and even Colleen got a mention on the News before the goal scorers!
I liked the German Headlines though- they've nicknamed Crouch as 'The Goal Post'! - Brilliant
Also on the news this morning there was a report (that I was only half listening to) about immigrants being forced to get cash-in-hand jobs. Which I thought was lucky- because there is quite o bit of cash in Hand-Jobs! :P

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