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The Arousing Blouse
by cj592 @ 2006-06-02 - 09:51:02

A quick poem written after the story that Kate Silverton's blouse caused loads of complaints on BBC news


The Arousing Blouse
A poem by CJ

I'm going on the telly with a very pretty Blouse
I'm sitting next to Turnbull in the hope he might arouse
I can see him look my way and my hearbeat is a-quickening
Shame that half the country finds the blouse's colour sickening.

Here is the offending article. What do you think? Too much welly for Telly? Or is it that people in this country focus on the wrong things?
Discuss:

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moirobmoirob [Member]
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02/06/06 @ 10:13

I was reading about thie in The Metro this morning. I can't believe people actually call up the Beeb to complain. Idiots!
Nice poem though.

cartlionelcartlionel pro
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02/06/06 @ 12:18

Ah! so that's where my blouse went. I've been looking for that for ages! :)

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cj592cj592 pro
02/06/06 @ 18:08

I'm surprised you could miss it :))

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cartlionelcartlionel pro
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02/06/06 @ 18:19

Well I still have the matching skirt.
And the hat.

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cj592cj592 pro
02/06/06 @ 18:24

Havent you tried losing those as well? lol

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cartlionelcartlionel pro
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03/06/06 @ 00:43

I don't know... they're quite good camouflage gear when i want to lie in a pile of vomit..

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cj592cj592 pro
03/06/06 @ 00:58

Which is a common occurance?

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cartlionelcartlionel pro
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03/06/06 @ 01:11

No, cos i lost the blouse.

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sminchinsminchin pro
02/06/06 @ 16:30

Hideous.

Offensive.

And that's just her hair!

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cj592cj592 pro
02/06/06 @ 18:07

I think she was going for a Kerplunkski

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sminchinsminchin pro
02/06/06 @ 18:15

That should be a criminal offense.

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