Its a Bunch of Fives that are doing the rounds

5 things in my fridge
Diet Coke with Lime - Hmmm nice
A thermometer temperature reading device
Half a pack of Bacon which I must use up tomorrow
Lime Marmalade - I like Lime
A light that hopefully goes off when you shut the door- but I have no proof

5 things in my wardrobe
A pair of grey trousers that I dont wear
Some shirts that are too small at the moment
Three suits
A remote control Dalek that I got for Christmas
Presents for my OH's Birthday next week

5 things in my pocket/handbag/ Wallet
My Phone which is kept on Vibrate otherwise I miss calls
Some housekeys with a Tesco's club card swipey thing attached
In my wallet there are Some cinema ticket stubbs for Alien Autopsy
My Union membership card which I have used a lot recently
My drivers Licence

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sezer is out with a record 91.6% of the public vote
His face was a picture.
It couldnt have happened to a sleazier bloke

A quick poem written after the story that Kate Silverton's blouse caused loads of complaints on BBC news

The Arousing Blouse
A poem by CJ

Here is the offending article. What do you think? Too much welly for Telly? Or is it that people in this country focus on the wrong things?
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