It's funny how things are connected. I was only talking about Watching the other day, and look who's appeared in the Bill tonight, It's Our Malc! Paul Brown. God he looks old now.
If I watch long enough perhaps Brenda will pop out of the back office!

And the Big Brother Nominations are in
So here is an important number for the next couple of days

09011 32 33 13

Hopefully bye bye to the Sewer

As you may know, I have been posting quite a bit during the day. How is that possible? I hear you say? After all, is your blog not banned at work? Yes it is banned due to it's 'unsuitable content' but it's half term and I'm at home. So I can post as much Potty mouthed stuff as I want to.... except the thing is, I don't really post anything that is really potty mouthed at all.
It's the computer at work which blocks it, but I don't know why. Maybe it looks for specific words. I think it is quite mad, because one day it blocked Google off and even BBC GCSE Bitesize pages!

Anyway today I came across this news story

RAY'S HARD LUCK STORY
A MAN'S objection to his neighbour's house extension went unheard after his emails were blocked because they contained the word "erection".
By the time Ray Kennedy's third e-mail got past Rochdale council's obscene material filter, his neighbour's plans had got the go-ahead.
Ray, of Middleton, Gtr Manchester, said: "I was told the only way I could reverse it was in court.
"If it didn't affect me, I would no doubt find it quite funny

There you go. The poor guy had his protests about his neighbour's erection silenced! And now he has to live with his neighbour's erection staring at him every day!
Isn't it funny how some words which are quite normal, get the strangest reactions. I will never forget the day a friend of mine at school wanted to find out about the effects of whiplash, typed it into a search engine and was shocked at the types of pages she was offered!
And now I have a page full of erections, I will never get to see it at work again!

Weird Phone Call.
It was a wrong number but normally when you say that they have rung the wrong number, they apologise and hang up. I haven't had one before that argues back.

{Ring Ring}
Me: Hello
Rose: Hi John it's Rose
Me: I'm sorry I think you must have the wrong number (I kind of know this to be true seeing as my name isnt John and I don't know anyone called Rose}
Rose: I don't think I have
Me: I'm sorry, but there is no-one here called John
Rose: Are you sure John, or are you have a senior moment?
Me: {Calling to my OH) Hey! theres a woman on the phone who doesn't think I know who I am
Rose: I know who you are and what do you think about going to Portugal.
Me: I'm sorry, what number were you wanting?
Rose: {Reads off correct number}
Me: And what area?
Rose: Battle
Me: I'm sorry that's the wrong number
{Puts phone down}

Now she had the right number, except we're not who she wanted. I reckon John, whoever he is, was trying hard to get rid of this clingy woman and palmed her off with a fake number. He probably agreed to go to Portugal with her just to shut her up.

Oh My God there are Geeks everywhere and I am one of them!
At least they are everywhere in the Big Brother House. Taken from Channel 4 site

To fill their bellies this week the housemates have been instructed to flex their brain muscles.
Their intelligence will be tested,

Uh-oh they're in trouble

their powers of concentration will be stretched,

They are in serious trouble

and their dress sense will be turned bad bad bad, as they transform into geeks.

Dress sense? Since when has wearing trousers round your knees and having the top up your underpants showing been sensible?
And as for the girls- I dont think Nikki has been wearing more than a Hanky's worth of material

Throughout the Geek Task, all the housemates will have their powers of observation tested as they spot trains on a railway that Big Brother has installed in the garden.

Train spotting. Done that!

After that thrilling interlude, they will be divided into three groups and learn maths, language or science skills.

Maths, tick. Science, tick. Not keen on languages though.

Housemates must pass at least three out of four tests to win a luxury shopping budget. But it's basic rations if they fail. But really - on a Geek Task - how could they?

Oh my. Geektastic task or what. But wait.... lets look at the way they are dressing...

Aargh.. Its like looking into a mirror!