Now I have been tagged to list ten fictional babes that I wouldn't chuck out of bed.

Now let me think

1) Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine
2) Kayleigh from Firefly
3) Lara croft. I am thinking of all the exercise.
4) Lady Penelope- does that seem weird?
5) Sydney Bristow from Alias
6) Tegan from doctor Who. but not as she would be now, how she was in the eighties please.
7) Velma from scooby doo. i think she's a hotty. And great to have around of you lose your keys. Velma : "Jinkies! following the glowing footprints in the yellow paint I found a secret mine where there was a map leading to the dressing table where you left your keys"
8) Stacey Slater
9) Brenda from Watching
10) Commander Susan Ivanova from babylon 5.

Heeeheee
DO I have to name five people now?
Mr Faaaantastic
Bryan
Tyler
Chrisglos
Sub. I think AJ nominated her too, so if thats two of us, she'll have to do it

Well I ahve just finished watching the BB show on channel 4. It is amazing how they edit things to make you think a certain way. In todays bad books we have

Nikki... Water water. I need bottled water. I can drink tap water I'd just DIE! Actually she has quite a scary face when she's angry. But I think its all Drama

and talking of Drama, theres Shabaz
What a drama queen. I would slap him, or hit him with a frying pan and I'm nornally tolerant of people. He is way too clingy, even cling film gets depressed about not being clingy enough when compared to him! But there were things they didnt show. For example there was about half an hours worth of 'method acting'(read camera hugging attention seeking) in the bathroom with PamaLea. And they didnt show it when he apologised to everyone.

And then theres Sewer Sezer. What an arrogant Twanker.

So who came out well? Possibly Dawn and maybe Butch Cassidy the Canadian Mounted (often) police man

I went into town today. Posted another application form. Its getting desperate now because half term is only a week away!

When I was mooching around M&S there was a young lad- about 19 i'd say- with his girlfriend. She was trying to get him to buy a T-shirt with a bit of pink in it. But he said he couldn't because he didn't want to be thought of as gay! Why is it that some people feel threatened by wearing a colour? It wasnt even a totally bright pink, it was brown with some pink in it!
Now I wear pink quite often, I dont care! However people often think I'm gay. Even when I tell them I'm not they don't believe me. Even when they meet my OH, they don't believe me. I am SOOO Chandler Bing!

Anyway I also got my hair cut. I hate looking at myself in those big mirrors. No matter how a sit in the chair I look awful! But at least I'm in and out very quickly. Short back and sides for me. Some guys in there are there for ages having pictures gouged into their heads silly hair designs that look like palm trees.
Grrr... I hate silly hair!

Its the hot 100. The list to end all lists.
There were a few gaps so I plugged them with my own questions

1. NAME ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT ?
I have one on my knee from leaning on lego
2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS OF YOUR ROOM?
A signed Liverpool shirt framed, A doctor who poster and several montages of family photos
3. WHAT DOES YOUR MOBILE PHONE LOOK LIKE? A Microwave... no wait a minute that is the microwave...
4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TOO? Loads but Erasure is a biggy
5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? Doctor Who and the Cybermen
6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A good nights sleep
7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? Not sure
8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? During Coronation street apparently
9. NAME YOU FAVOURITE NUMBER. Pi
10. WHAT ENDED YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP? Its still going strong
11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? I have done after watching spooky things.
12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? I cry loads
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE/PERFUME? Not got one relly
14. WHAT TYPE OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Dark/brown (have to say that
15. DO YOU LIKE PAINKILLERS? No, especially the round ones
16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINKS? Coffee
17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PIZZA TOPPING? Anchovy
18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing as I am feeling sick at the moment
19. WHO IS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? People at work. You know why
20. DO YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE? I have enough trouble with this one
21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST GIFT THAT SOMEONE EVER GAVE YOU? Baby clothes I assume
22. DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE? Oh yes
23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? let me check . OOOWWWWWW. No
24. FAVOURITE CLOTHING BRAND? Any smart suit
25. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? Something sporty and flashy
26. FAVOURITE CHINESE DISH? Lurve noodles
27. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MARRIAGE? Its hard work but the pay off is great
28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? Dunno
29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE HOW MUCH THEY MEAN TO YOU? I find that difficult. I try to tell them but I get tongue tied
30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: pi
31. BLONDES OF BRUNETTES? Brunettes. (Have to say it)
32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Mum
33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU THE MOST? Me getting annoyed
34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF ENGLAND? Yes
35. YOUR WEAKNESS? lack of self confidence
36. WHAT WAS THE LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED? Birthday presents I think
37. FIRST JOB? In an off-licence
38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? Yes
39. WHAT WHERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED OUT THIS FORM? Stealing the form from someone else
40. IF YOU COULD GET PLASTIC SURGERY, WHAT WOULD IT BE? about of trimming around my chin
41. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN IN LOVE? loads probably
42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT THE MOST? My ability to stay calm, believe it or not. Useful for a teacher
43. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF ALCOHOL BECAME ILLEGAL? Watch lots of people break the law
44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? DR WHO box set 2
45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? None. Honest
46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Some french bloke I think
47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? No
48. WHICH OF YOUR FINGERS IS YOUR FAVOURITE? The twp I'm holding up
49. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Not sure but it wasnt that long ago
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? No.
51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE? Sprout
52. ANY BAD HABITS? yes
53. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING CD ON THE SHELF? Power Rangers single
54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? yes, but then I would tell tales about me behind my back
55. HAVE YOU EVER TOLD A SECRET YOU SWORE NOT TO TELL? Probably
56. DO LOOKS MATTER? not to me
57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE YOUR ANGER? I centre myself and meditate
58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? I dont have a first home
59. DO YOU TRUST OTHERS EASILY? No
60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVOURITE TOY AS A CHILD? Lego, so versatile. until it bit me
61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? just the normal 0-9 I think
62. DO YOU USE SARCASM? Shit yeah
63. DO YOU KNOW YOUR TIMES TABLES? Yes. Up to my 17's
64. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A MOSH PIT? I'm thick!I dont know what it is
65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Friendship
66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICK NAMES? Only the ones kids give me and they tend not to be nice
67. WHAT IS THE MOST PAIN YOU HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED? getting beaten up
68. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No
69. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU SPILLED? Wine
70. WhAT WAS THE LAST LIVE BAND YOU LISTENED TO? Erasure
71. WHATS THE LAST FURRY THING YOU TOUCHED? We have a little cuddly toy that sleeps in our bed.
72. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE COLOURS? Purple and blue
73. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS/SINGERS? I have many
74. HOW MANY WISDOM TEETH DO YOU HAVE? I have two
75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? I think it should be compulsory and part of the citizenship GCSE curriculum
76. WHO ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Big Brother
77. LAST THING YOU ATE? A yoghurt
78. THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My Sister in law
79. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? Smile
80. FAVOURITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? TLC Unpretty
81. FAVOURITE THING TO HATE? Shahbaz
82. FAVOURITE DRINK? Diet Coke with Lime
83. FAVOURITE ZODIAC SIGN? Leo
84. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE SPORT? Football and snooker
85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Black
86. EYE COLOUR? Muddy Brown.
87. CAN YOU PLAY THE PIANO? I can do chopsticks
88. SIBLINGS? yes 3
89. FAVOURITE MONTH? December
90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI? I had it once when a pupil brought some in for me to try. It was nice
91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Big Brother
92. FAVOURITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Christmas
93. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? Very
94. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter, but I prefer spring
95. KISSES OR HUGS? Yes please
96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE-NIGHT STANDS? Relationships
97. WHO IS MOST LIKLEY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Saddus Gittius
98. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? A blind Liverpudlian with a fear of computers and no fingers
99. BIGGEST FEAR? Getting old alone
100. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? They’d better be. I’m keeping my eye on the boy next door!

Is it just me or does anyone else here the UK entry and think "We are buggered before we start?"

But the british non-entity entry is not the biggest news in Eurovision world, because the Finnish entry Lordi is upsetting Finns who are claiming that they promote Satanism. Lordi are going to perform wearing masks and costumes. It'll be like watching Lord of the Rings; the musical.
"Consider yourself an Elf, Consider yourself part of the fellowship"

And now I have an admission... I am guilty of saying to a class "You've got exams coming up so I've got you some notes for your revision. Hey, thats a good title for a song contest!"

PS: Big Brother Watch.... Shabaz is officially the most annoying creature on earth, even more than wasps!

PPS: this is my 750th post