One headline today said...

THEO: I WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT PASSING DRIVING TEST THAN SVEN CALL-UP

He such a youngster, Here are some more Headlines they could have used.

Theo: I was more worried about Shaving than Sven call up

or

Theo: I was more worried about my paper round than Sven call up

or

Theo: I was more worried about My Key stage 2 SATS Maths paper than Sven call up

OR ... okay you get the drift