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The Blonde, The Badger and the Codes

by cj592 @ 2006-05-10 - 20:18:01

The blonde and the Badger. No! this isn't the title for some weird animal porno movie. (That'll be something like "The Lion, The Bitch and the Whore-drones")
But I am referring to tonights episode of the Apprentice, and boy am I looking forward to it. Will it be Ruth or will it be Michelle? I'd be happy with either 'cos they were the best out of the four last week. Hahahaha Paul was fired. The tulip got trodden on!
And tonights episode also sees the return of Syed and Jo (AndPaul) According to the paper, there was a huge row between Syed and Paul so I hope they show it. And tonights task is set at Tower Bridge... so I wonder where Syed will end up? He doesnt have a great track record with Famous Thames Landmarks. :))
But tonights show is 90mins long- so we may have to forego half of Desperate Housewives.
And did anyone watch Lost last night? All that 'faith' business about typing in the codes. If I was there I would have refused. It sounds like one of those psychological tests to see if people believe anything they are told. Derren Brown did some when he did that Heist program. And there were some basic ones at the beginning of the Space Cadets show. Anyway I was a bit disappointed in Jack that he pressed the button. Does anyone actually think that the script writers know where this is heading?
Wow this has turned out to be a TV heavy blog... Ah sod it , I dont care!

PS, Dear West Ham
You are invited to breakfast at the Marriott Hotel on Saturday Morning. It's a special Italian theme...

A Painful Journey

by cj592 @ 2006-05-10 - 19:08:03

A poem by CJ

A Painful Journey
By CJ
Beware the Child of Yore
Beyond the Red Mill Door
Where once the charms of rage
Could nestle in the page
And hang the latter smile
To sit and wait a while
For tomorrow shall bemoan
The brood arranged in stone
And cannot live to goad
The way, a painful road
May harm and witness still
This time, to end it's will

Oh the worries of Childhood!

by cj592 @ 2006-05-10 - 18:38:56

One headline today said...

THEO: I WAS MORE WORRIED ABOUT PASSING DRIVING TEST THAN SVEN CALL-UP

He such a youngster, Here are some more Headlines they could have used.

Theo: I was more worried about Shaving than Sven call up

or

Theo: I was more worried about my paper round than Sven call up

or

Theo: I was more worried about My Key stage 2 SATS Maths paper than Sven call up

OR ... okay you get the drift

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