Where have I seen that expression before?

Does anyoneremember that fantastic Comedy show Watching starring the equally fantastic Emma Wray. I had a HUGE crush on her. Anyway, the theme tune had th following lyrics. Mrs Cj saysthey were written by her about me!

(opening lyrics)
It was boredom at first sight.
You could hardly call him bright.
He is no-one's Mr. Right.
So what do I see in him?

But then I'm not so ideal.
I'm not gentle or genteel.

So the question should be
What does he
See in me?

(closing lyrics)
Have I fallen in his spell?
Does he drown me in Chanel?
Is he vibrant? Is he hell!
So what do I see in him?

Am I dazzled by his style?
Has he made my life worthwhile?
Does he melt me with his smile?
Don't make me laugh.

Every inch of him is limp.
He's a 14-carat wimp.
I would rather have a chimp
As my other half.

But then I'm not blessed with charm.
I bring chaos where there was calm.

So the question should be
What does he
See in me?

Things I am not looking forward to.

Hay Fever. Every year it seems to get worse. And it's happening with a vengeance. I have been sneezing loads and I feel rough. Sometimes the Anti-MisterMen tablets work, but not for long.
And I notice it more when they cut the grass.

Insects. Is it my imagination or are they getting bigger? Soon they will be swatting us! ITs wasps and bees I hate. Sorry Juzzzy you can't count on me to get rid of that stripy bugger! But the girls are even worse. They scream and go hysterical! I am OK with spiders though, but we get an awful lot of them. I think they grow on bushes outside.

I wrote the date on the board this morning. I called it Star Wars day. and when that confused them I wrote underneath "May the Fourth be with you"
Plus did anyone notice the magic date today. Just after one o clock this morning the magic time/date stamp read 01:02:03:04:05:06. Anyone? No? It was just me that it impressed then. I'll just hide away in my geeky corner.