Revealed Today... The secret Weapon for England's World Cup Success.
Its the Super Boot.
This powerful Bionic Boot/machine contains millions of Nanobots which increase the power of every shot by an exponential amount. It also includes a stiletto blade hidden in the heel for those tricky Tackles. It is practically invisible (Using stealth technology; it is only visible if you are looking at itor in it's general direction or you are within 100 yards of it)- and will be issued to all England players. However there is one drawback, It weights 500Kg and means you cannot move. Sven is said to be practising the 4-4-2-stay-stationary-and-not-move-around formation in preparation
PS it also comes in child sizes for Michael 'Short-arse' Owen

I am going to do something naughty and mix up my Blog Geography... blography??... I am going to put Polar Bears and Penguins in one blog continent.
Firstly The Polar Bears, or to be less precise, Lost in general. Lost starts again tonight for the second series. I am looking forward to it even thought it will go on til twelve. Problem is I can't really remember how the last one ended. I remember the Delenn from Babylon 5 stole Claires baby, but I think that was resolved. there was a raft and a kidnap and a shaft. The adverts made me laugh, "This shaft symbolises how we felt at the end of the last series" heehee
And now the Penguins, or should I really call them the mysterious jumping penguins from Tescos. I ought to mention them seeing as my OH has just come in from the shops and, for some unexplained reason, two packets of Penguins appeared in her shopping. It's certainly a mystery.
Oh well, we've got them now.
PS this is my 700th post. 700-was that one of the myserious devil numbers in lost... it's slowly coming back....

... Dont ask.