Here I am all dressed up for myfirst Blog Date.

I hope she likes the flowers

well, I'm here. when does my blog date begin?

Come on over. I hope you like the flowers

oh look at that...dandelions! haven't seen them for a while *nervous laugh*

Oh sorry, thats my gardening bucket. Do come in. Mind the Cat Litter.

I brought some wine *hands the bottle over* it's only Ernie & Gallows

Thats Ok. Interesting shoes... Not many people can pull of High heels on wellingtons

they're all the rage, donchoo know? D'you like the colour?
*twinkling at Ceej*

They are cool. And in Leopard skin too. They match your leggings.

I borrowed them from yeah but no but (what's her frickin' name?)

Tracey Temple? Or Vicky Pollard?

*screams* you're documenting our date?!

Is now a bad time to mention the video cameras?

No it's not not at all. I'll get my coat *fuming*

Oh, er.. can I keep the wine?

Fine.............

(those dots are footsteps stamps)

Amazing how loud footstep stamps are in High Heeled wellies

There appears to be a nasty virus spreading. it seems to cause lists to appear when tney have not at all been stolen

1) Desktop PC or Laptop?
Laptop. I do have a PC

2) If you had to name one charity that would get £1mill who would it be?
I would share it around, probably things to do with children and nothing to do with Donkey Sanctuaries

3) If you won £1mill would you still work or laze?
I littlepart time job would be great

4) Like any TV program enough to own all the boxsets?
Loads. Mostly Sci Fi

5) Whats the biggest age gap you've dated?
I dont date age gaps, I date people

6) If you were a Greek or Roman God, what would you like to be the God of?
The Roman God of Style and clothing. Except he'd probably be gay

7) On a scale of 1(low) to 10(high) how would you rate your boredom threshold?
Sorry. my mind wandered....

8) Is there anyone on blog you'd date?
'd date them all, I'm not picky. But the problem is would they want me?

9) Do you prefer a holiday at a specific place or do you like to travel around?
Both. thats why we love cruising. Different places everyday but still the luxury of the ship

10) Which job would you choose, high pay with low recognition or low pay and high recognition?
Recognition is a double edged sword. I'll take the money

Its the first of May tomorrow. Can anyone else believe how quickly the year is flying by? And it's a bank holiday. I like May because it has two bank holidays, although I'm sure I read a couple of years ago that the government were planning to move May Day to October!

So what other special days can we expect to celebrate in May?

May 1st: Mother Goose Day
May 4th: Space Day
May 6th: International no diet day. I am planning on celebrating this one
May 8th: No Socks Day- that for you Znethru
May 9th: National teacher day. Alhtough it doesnt specify if its hug a teacher or just spit at.
May 10th: Clean up your room day. See I DO only have to do it once a year!
May 11th: Twighlight Zone day
May 14th: National Dance like a chicken day. Luckily this is on a non weekday this year
May 18th: Visit your relatives day- See I only have to THAT once a year too!
May 26th: Blueberry Cheesecake day- another one I can seriously get behind

May is also the National month for Hamburgers, Barbecues, salad and asparagus.

So a busy month for us all

I am personally looking forward to wearing no socks and dressing like a chicken.

Another poem by CJ. Now it might be a little bit scary so get that space ready behind the sofa...

Laura Wade
By CJ
As midnight falls and dusk lights fade
The ghostly form of Laura Wade
Moves Silently across the Moors
The misty glens, the rugged Tors
And sadness shrouds the spirit still
Beyond the dark Satanic Mill
There is no rest, no more from sleeping
Where once she sat alone and weeping
Forgotten now, a distant shade
The life that once was Laura Wade

Oooh I have shivers

Heres a challenge for everyone. Take a photo of whats on your fridge. What does it say about you

On mine you can see
A little Toy Moose we bought in Norway: we call it Erik
THeres a Kenny magnet and a Grunt Mitchell which was free with inside soap!
A corrie magnet which we got a Granada Studios.
Can anyone recognise the Football shirt?
And I dont know if you can see it, theres a picture that my nephew draw of a Dalek and the newspaper cutting is the first (and only) time that I was mentioned in the Paper.

Well... Finally
it has come up.
I have been trying for ages to post something. Now its here I cannot remember what I was gonna say
Anyway, it is sunday morning and I have already filled in an application form ready to post. Whilst I was doing it Baywatch has been on. Well I assume it was Baywatch- allI saw were a load of gorgeous girls running through sea spray in slow motion. Still I must look on the bright side.. I was watching a load of gorgeous girls running through sea spray in slow motion... OMG. I am turning into Chandler Bing more and more

So I now have two applications out there. I wonder if I will get anywhere? Time will tell.

PS I wonder how long it will take before this message gets posted. The time is now 10:20