Counting Condoms

A boy goes to the chemist with his dad and sees the condom display.
Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?"

Dad: "Those are for the clubbers for Friday nights."

Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?"

Dad: "For the students for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights."

Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?"

Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

1. Close your eyes and tell me instantly what you see? Place, or person? Where, or who?
I see a darkened room. I am crouching in the corner and I have just shot out the light bulb with my silenced pistol... hold on- that was me playing Splinter Cell

2. You suddenly have £1,000 to spend but only five seconds to decide what on. What's your choice?
Clothes. Saville row Tailored suit.

3. Ultimate dinner party with you and any three guests?
Bree Van der Camp From Depserate Housewives, Tom Cruise and Alan Whicker

4. You MUST be stung by a wasp or a bee. Which one?
A bee. At least the bugger will die because of it!

5. First name of the person who first broke your heart?
I think it was Karina. It might have been Rachel but it definitely wasn't Sarah- especially since the party where they locked me in a room with the Minger!

6. Biggest regret so far?
Not buying a property in 1997!

7. Favourite cocktail.
Strwberry Daiquari

8. Recommend a book I probably haven't read and tell me why I will like it.
Midhsipmans hope. I've mentioned it before

9. A film you've always meant to see and sort of know deep down you probably never will do.
The Godfather... any of them

10. You're on death row. It's your final meal. What do you ask for?
A Tardis