Hey Has anyone dropped this list? I found it just hanging around.
Property of Egbert von Aardvark

How long does it take you to decide what to wear in the morning?
No time at all seeing as I spen a long time choosing my clothes the night before!

If you had to rename yourself in the blogosphere, what would your new name be?
Flash Hazzard

What is the last thing you looked forward to doing at night?
Sleeping without worrying

What are you procrastinating at the moment?
I wont bother procrastinating until tomorrow

While channel surfing, what movie will you always stop to watch if it's on?
Rarely do. I hate watching a film that I have missed the beginning of

If your behavior came with a guarantee, what could you honestly guarantee about yourself?
That I could make you laugh

What is your favorite breakfast cereal from childhood? What is your favorite now?
Cocopops and Cocopops.

If you could have a scale model of anything you wanted, what would it be?
Fort Knox. It will come in very useful during planning

Congratulations to all those Runny runners that run the marathon. I had my own marathon here, actually I think they are called snickers now. What surprises me that every year they way the runners hit the wall. Well shouldnt they avoid the wall Or perhaps it's time the organisers moved the bloody wall, after it seems to be a health hazard!
I meant to say that one of my pupils came up with an almost great excuse for not doing her homework.
Girl: Sir I wont be able to do my prep this weekend
Me: Why not
Girl: Its the London Marathon on Sunday
Me: Are you running
Girl: Well not exactly, but my sister is and I have to watch her on TV.

Nic try!

And West Ham are throught to the FA cup final So we will be playing the hammers soon for some silverware

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Now THATS what it sounds like when Doves cry!

Prince Harry has threatened to quit the Army unless he is sent to the front line, it was reported.

Is there a Hissy Fit and Handbag infantry?

Or perhaps a werewolf division?

So tell me girls? Who would you have Harry or Willy? Or perhaps Philip?

My Morning so far. I am trying to avoid watching the Marathon. I know that Mr Faaaantastic is running, and I support him whole-heartedly, but watching lots of people running along distance whilst the commentators are trying to dramatise every incident "Ooh, she's dropped her water bottle" or " It looks like there's a sweat stain under her arms" to me isnt very fascinating.
Anyway I have work to do.
i have already filled out one application and I have sent for details for three more jobs. It's not easy getting back into job searching mode. I HATE filling in applications- just repeating yourself time and again. YAWN. Still, needs must as the devil spits on your face and puts his cloven-hoof firmly up your ass-hole as the old saying goes.

Hmm Time for a break.

I have been writing some reviews this weekend

If you want to know about the spoof comedy sequal Scary Movie 4 Click here

If you want to know about the knew survival horror game-turned-into-film Silent Hill Click Here

If you want to know about the new satirical comedy American Dreamz Click Here

If you want to know about the last episode of Doctor Who, Tooth and Claw click here

If you want to read my poem about werewolves click here

If you prefer looking at Magnum sites, click here or Here or Here

If you want to see a picture of a naked woman exercising click here

Ok how many of you click the last one

Edit: Added is a picture for you females who like the athletic male dancing groups. Click Here