Another sneak preview into my ever so cheesy relationship.

OH: We're having sausages, but not normal sausages
Me: Oh what type of sausages
OH: Hey wow man. save the whale. Peace man (Imagine a really bad impression)We don't eat meat
Me: We're having hippy sausages. Sausages made from hippies
OH: No they're Quorn
Me: Then what were you doing?
OH: I was being a quorn, thats what they sound like
Me: And they don't eat meat?
OH: No! They don't! They're Quorn!

I bet you're glad you're not us!

How many words can you type in 1 minute?
About this ma

Anchovies on a pizza; yes or no?
Mmm Anchovies. Lovely

Do you know the phone numbers of the local take-aways?
Not off by heart. but i keep all the leaflets in the phone diary

Ever been stung by a Jellyfish?
No. They scare me though. Eeurgh

Can you remember Pythagoras’ Theorem?
I'd be a pretty poor teacher if I couldn't

Would you ever take Viagra?
Where to?

Would you take a lie detector test to appease your partner?
The Question is, Would I take a partner just to appease a lie detector? Nah I wouldnt, and I dont think shes ask me to. We have a very dull safe relationship

Are Vampires real?
It surprises me that people beliee they are. And they drink human blood. How unhygeinic!

Ever made something from Lego you were really proud of?
I loved Lego. I used to build castles with trap doors and everything!

Did you ever play Guess Who?
Yes. And I hated it whenever I got Claire. Not only was she a woman, but she had a hat and glasses!

Madonna, improved with age?
I dont think so. I liked the True Blue album

Borg v Cyberman. Who would win?
All the viewers paying to see them wrestle

The last five things you ate
1) Easter egg
2) Little egg that was inside the easter egg
3) banana
4) lasagna
5) Half a biscuit

The last five programs you watched
1) The News
2) Blue Peter
3) Deal or no deal
4) The News
5) Sea of Souls on DVD last night

The last five songs you listened to
I havent listened to music for ages

The last five people who emailed you
1) A school
2) The BBC
3) Junk
4) Junk
5) Junk

The last five texts you received
1) From Virgin
2) From my brother
3) From my sister
4) From my mum
5) From my OH

The last five words you said to someone
What do we normally watch?

The last five minutes of your life, what would you do?
Regret pressing that button

Who KNOWS here this came from. It's funny what you find when cleaning out your fridge

What do you drink in the morning?
Tea at home and Coffee at work

Do you own a pet?
Not since Murray

What do you understand by the word ‘equivocal’?
Its when someone is just as loud as you

Ever borrowed a cup of sugar from your next-door-neighbour?
No. But they have borrowed an egg, a footpump, all our garden furniture and our self respect

Favourite Planet?
Planet Holliwood. Hey i'm a shallow CelebWhore

Worst joke ever told in bed?
Loads of bad jokes. We have lots of fun in the bedroom.

Ever been roadraged?
No. But my OH is terrible driving. Her language is raw! I've never heard the like before

Worst Film of all Time?
Robin Hood Men in Tights-

Ginger Nuts; Ginger or Minger?
I prefer HobNobs

Should life be lived to the full?
Life is complicated

How important is money?
Money helps. But Happiness is the most important thing

What is skiing?
Skiving but without the v

Should canoeing be made legal?
Is Canoeing illegal? Bloody hell. they will be banning shopping trolleys next (Damn Dangerous things)

Pretty and witty and gay?
Why thank you kind sir

What are the most different cheeses you’ve eaten within a 24-hour period?
A four cheese pizza- should have four types of cheese on it, unless we've all been lied to and there is not as much cheese around as there used to be