Enter the Void....

In the beginning, God created Eve. And she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve. "How’re things, Eve?" He asked.

"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful but I just have this one problem. It’s these three breasts you’ve given me. The middle one pushes the other two out, and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches, snagging them on bushes, they’re a real pain," reported Eve.

"That’s a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at that you know. I gave the animals, what, six? So I just figured you’d need half, but I see that you are right. I’ll fix that up right away!" So, God reaches down and removes the middle breast, tossing it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed, and God once again visited Eve in the garden. "Well, Eve, how’s my favourite creation?" He asked. "Just fantastic," she replied, "but for one small oversight on your part. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram, the cow has her bull, all the animals have a mate, except me. I feel so alone."

God thought for a moment. "You know, Eve, you’re right. How could I have overlooked this! You do need a mate and I will immediately create Man from a part of you! Now, let’s see ....... where did I put that useless tit?"

Stolen from the Ocean of all blogs

Q1- Name anything in your room that you enjoy staring at.
The Television

Q2-Where are your parent(s)
My mums at home my dads in a cemetary

Q3-ARe you hungry?
Yes. And I am having sausages for dinner

Q4- Do you have a webcam?
Yes. Its still in its box though

Q6-Do you wear glasses?
Of an evening. I wear C-lenses during the day

Q7-Name your fav comedy movie
So many.at the moment Hot Shots!

Q8-Name your favourite Horror movie
Scream and Saw at the moment

Q9-Whats the latest thing you've done thats illegal?
I'm not sure. Bound to be something really ridiculous and petty though

Q10-Do you have a double or single bed?
A double.

Q11-Name your favourite subject
Me!

Q12-What doubts do you have?
I doubt anyone reads this

Q13-Whats the last thing you looked at before this QUIZ?
A walkthrough for the game Resident Evil 4. I know I know. It's ;ike cheating but I dont care.

Q14-Do you hate your mum?
I love my mum

Q15-Whats the last thing you read?
The free magazine youget when you go to the cinema

How are all you lovely people in the world of Blog?
Have you been doing anything nice on this fine sunday?
It has been a nice Sunny day, and really quite warm if you keep out of the wind.
I went to see 'The Hills have Eyes'
For some reason when I hear the Hills, I mymind goes to Tony and Sarah Hills from Eastenders. And I'm pretty sure they had eyes. both for the fella's from what I can remember. Although Sarah Hills is now Janey in My Family.

And a nice surprise to see the loverly Emilie de Ravin in the film. She played the Pregnant Australian Claire. Hmmm

Liverpool won against Newcastle. 3-1. As I predicted in my comments in the last Blog. Well done boys!

God I am cold. And I have a cold. These bugs have been going around schools for ages.
Last night I had a dream. I was going into a chip shop and there was an old guy serving. He asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted to read the menu. More people came in and he said 'what do you want' and I said I am still looking a the menu and he should serve someone else. He then yelled at me saying "You have had plenty of time to look at the menu you &&^"£$!" With that I replied "I've made my choice. You are rude and the chips are cold. I am leaving"
And I walked out as did everyone else who came in.
As I was walking away (in my dream) I was thinking about writing it down in my blog!
So what about that then. I am even dreaming about blogging now... and chips!