Enter the Void....

I don't do serious poems a lot. So it's a new venture for me.

Adrift
by CJ

Mummy, mummy, what should I do?
Don’t worry Little Suzie I’m here with you
But mummy, mummy I’m lost without you
Don’t worry little one, I'm not leaving you
But Mummy, mummy, I cannot feel you
But I’ve got your hand and I’m holding you
Mummy, Dear Mummy I cannot see you
Just listen to my voice, and I will guide you
The headstone revealing one grave holding two
A mother and daughter; Aged 40 and 2.

In the news:

SWEARING DOLL RUINS TOT'S PARTY
LITTLE Alicia Bell's fourth birthday party was ruined when her new doll blurted out rude words.
Instead of singing "atishoo, atishoo we all fall down" as it recited Ring A Ring O' Roses, the toy recited "a..e, a..e we all fall down".
Alicia cried as her shocked mum Sam, 22, quickly confiscated it. But the tot had already learnt the new word.
Sam, from Peterborough, said: "We'll be in town and Alicia starts shouting 'a..e, a..e', it's so embarrassing."
Two years ago another naughty Rosie sang: "A b......d, a b......d, we all fall down."

THe mum should be lucky it wasn't singing Hickory Dickory Dock!

Have you ever read a headline and muddled the words whilst reading it?

BLAIR JOBS AXE BLOW

My first thought was "How could he axe those?" Especially seeing as that it's nearly March 20th. I;ve got my steak ready!

Ten Questions inspired by the TV/music

1)How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Scambled. Lurve Scrambled eggs with Ketchup!

2)What’s love got to do with it?
Love is the driving force of life

3)Do you know the way to Amarillo?
I didnt even know it existed before the song. Never been there. Never be able to tell anyone how to get there.

4)How deep is your love?
About 20,000 leagues under the sea

5)Have you ever wanted to shout ‘Bogies’ very loudly in a public place?
Been there done that! Not at all embarrassed

6)Would you have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those pesky kids?
I can't get away with anything with the pesky kids I teach. They pick upon everything... except how to answer maths questions.

7)What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen through someone else’s window. (You don’t have to be cleaning it at the time)
I am always looking into windows when I walk past peoples houses. The most embarrassing times are when the person inside is staring out and you catch each otehrs eye. I quickly look down at my feet then!

8)Do you think “Baa Baa black sheep” should have been changed to “Baa Baa Rainbow sheep”?
Not really. Unless it really was offensive. Was it offensive?

9)If you could turn back time, what event would you like to see again?
A week last Thursday, when I did the laundry and then we watched TV. We won't see the likes of those sorts of days again...

10)Personalise this saying: “When the going gets tough…”
then sod it and stay in!

It's the thirteenth.. Mwahahahaha {{sinister laugh}} It's ... Monday the thirteenth. Doesn't really have the same sinister ring to it, Monday the thirteenth. Sounds like it should be more of a Corporate Horror than a survival horror. I can imagine the trailer now.....

Monday the Thirteenth, Part 20
Six Twenty-somethings ariive at work only to find they are being stalked by the office Junior brandishing the hole punch. Will they survive the horror of filing, or will their hangovers be their downfall....

Anyway this afternoon the kids have been having their inter house sports competition. They were playing Lacrosse, which is a bit like an aggressive egg and spoon race.
Still they had a nice day for it. Really warm in the sun, especially if you weren't in the wind (Otherwise it was freezing)

And tomorrow I am going to the big Smokey Smoke. I have a training course in London so I am gonna miss school Unfortunately it does mean I will be travelling home during rush hour, which is always a pig on the train.