My world is crumbling around me. Not only are the words that I thought were words and have been using as words ever since I was using words turned out not to be words after all, but some of the mysteries of the world are being explained in mundane ways
I am referring to Nessie The Elephant
Is it possible that the loch ness monster never really existed, but the sighting was in fact the trunk of a swimming elephant from a circus? Its possible I suppose. But does that mean other unexplained things can be explained in mundane ways. Such as:
Crop Circles: Really created by Moles with little tractors
The Beast of Bodmin is not really a giant cat, but actually a really small cat viewed from up close.
Stone Henge: Not really a druidic sacrificial altar, but the ancient britons trying to beat the domino toppling record
And Bigfoot is actually Bungle from Rainbow who is now out of work, homeless and living in the wild!
So all the unexplained have now become ununexplained. (Now dont tell me that word doesnt exist)