Heres a little thing I wrote about 15 years ago. Its a rap with a capital (and silent) C. It was written as part of an assembly on prejudice. There were three versus but I cannae remember the third verse.

Prejudice

Prejudice! To pre-judge
Talk about someone, bearing a grudge
Just because they’re different, not like you
You think it’s the coolest thing to do
Take Fashion, Expensive as a rule
If you haven’t got the cash then you’re just not cool
Take the mick out of those who ain’t got the gear
But of course- We’re not prejudice here

Did you hear about the Irish man who sat on the floor?
He fell off! What do we say that for?
We make ‘em second class citizens, treat ‘em like dirt
It’s a shame but it’s true. Prejudice hurts
The National Front, the IRA
They stop at nothing to get their own way
Thousands of people living in fear
But of course- We’re not prejudice here!

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OK I have just finished watching Carry On Eastenders. Who wrote this script? It's like a carry on film but without the original cast.. except one of course. Billy's Dad has appeared and, following a script that even I could have written, was mistaken for a plumber by Billy who made a really bad impression on his future father in law. He still got the best line, saying to Peggy "Have you lost your carer? D'you want me to call someone?"
I have said it before but I think Stacey is a wonderful character and I am also liking Bradley; except there is something unusual about him. Have you guessed what it is? Yes he's got a job! and it's not in the square! admittedly he never seems to go to work or leave the square but it i a start. Until we find that he hasn't really got a job and 'outside the square' is just a place he made up.

And Phil Daniels (Not Paul Daniels from such TV greats as Odd One Out and ... er,...er Wipeout) is now part of the cast. But thanks to Harry Hill everytime our Phil says a line I jsut want to sing out.... PARKLIFE!

Somehow I knew today would be bad as soon as I got in to work and got yelled at even before the teaching day started. The Art teacher has been trying to organise a GCSE exam day for the year 11 Art class. She had chosen next Monday. Unfortunaley next monday is the GCSE maths module exam. Can't do anything about that, it's set by the board. But it was enought for me to get my head bitten off. Whats more she stormed out and involved the HM. Great start to the day. She did apologise later; there were more things going on.

I am also becoming increasingly aware of a sharp tooth. last night I accidentally bit the side of my mouth which really hurt. I did wonder at the time why my burgers were tasing like blood. And now I keep rubbing my tongie over the tooth and it is really jagged. Weird.

I've also misplaced my cheque book. I have turned the place over looking for it. I think my OH is gonna kill me because of the mess. Not that I leave a big mess but she always notices...

Blog you later, if I'm still alive. Anyone got any good stress relief techniques? (And I'm not tapping my head!)