The acrobats displayed some cunning stunts.

Sir, you are certainly a shining wit.

He fills her soul with hope.

It's the Tale of Two Cities.

Have you brought your sleeping bag?

She is sure pretty.

Have you seen her sick duck?

Oh, the suffering of purgery on my soul!

He's not a pheasant plucker.

She showed me her tool kits.

He's a smart fella.

Fire truck.

Overhead door.

Whilst chatting idly over a cup of tea with another colleague today she bizarrely asked me if I knew the phrase 'the Cats mother'; as in if you were talking to someone and they kept saying 'she' you could say 'who's that? the Cat's Mother?' as a way of getting someone to be more specific about who they were referring to.
Anyway she asked me if I knew of any male equivalent, because the cat's mother is often used when someone says 'she'
After a quick think I said 'the Dog's Bollocks'. She spluttered he tea as she laughed. She wasn't expecting that.
"Is that general or just you?"
I gave her a cheeky smile and walked away

Home now. And the week is over. I'm not on duty again for a few weeks so I can have chance to recover, because I think I need it.

Ransacking the magic cupboards that seem to fill themselves I have found some Monster Munch mmmm Pickled onion flavour.. Aaaaaand some Smiths Walkers squares crisps- Salt and vinegar flavour. And i have just wolfed down BOTH packets! My mouth now has the acidic feel!
Actually there has been a lot of vinegar around in the past two days.
I was reading Submit's blog and she now stinks of vinegar as does her kettle!
Whilst I was on Duty Yesterday on girl decided to inform me that in the olden days (apparently when I was young), women used to insert vinegar up her (The exact phrase the girl used was: She drank the vinegar, but not with her mouth!) and this would prevent pregnancy.
I suppose it would prevent pregnancy; it would probably prevent intercourse entirely!
And today I was reading about bee stings. Did you know that Doc Leaves are good for bee stings because bee stings are acid and Doc Leaves are Alkali so they neutralise the acid. But Doc leaves don't work on Wasp stings because Wasp stings are in fact Alkali so the best remedy is using something Acidic, like Vinegar.
I must try that next time although there will be a side effect... A prevention of intercourse for me too