I think the sound of frying sausages must effect our hearing. I just ran up the stairs to use the loo while the adverts were on. (actually thats probably a little bit more information than the anecdote needs)
OH: Is that you running up the stairs?
Me: Yes, how did you know?
OH: It was the sound of the elephant footsteps running up the stairs
Me: What was that again?
OH: I said it was the sound of the delicate footsteps running up the stairs.

Must be hearing things! For both of us!

Fans of the late comic Ronnie Barker are being given the opportunity to attend a memorial service for him at London's Westminster Abbey. Some tickets for the memorial are still available to those who apply through the abbey.

I got worried there. For a moment I thought it said through e-bay. But it wouldn't surprise me if tickets do end up on e-bay. Check for the title "Ronnie Barker's final appearance"

Barker's comedy partner Ronnie Corbett will deliver the eulogy at the service.

I wonder if he's going to do it from that chair. Hmm

It will take the form of a memorial service but there will probably be lots of laughter as well. It will be a celebratory event rather than a sad one, celebrating Ronnie Barker's life.

And so it should. He was a remarkable talent, and will be greatly missed. For he introdcued me to spoonerisms, and literature. I'm still reading a Sale of Two Titties!

For any Stargate fans.

Go to google and type in 'Stargate Characters'. Then go to the first link listed

How weird! Yesterday I was watching some episodes of the sci-fi show andromeda and I noticed some similarities with the characters from firefly. Is it possible that I have stumbled on the secret recipe for creating a successful Sci-fi show?

Here are the character types:

Type 1: The Macho Captain.
Dylan hunt(Andromeda) = Malcolm Reynolds (Firefly)
Macho hero type leader. Very good with a weapon. Comes up with plans. Has strong sense of loyalty to his crew. Most liekly to have a military background and rank
Othr type 1's: Captain Kirk, Captain Jack O Neill

Type 2: The Strong Female second
Beka Valentine (A) = Zoe (F)
Also good with a weapon. Very loyal to macho hero type 1. Must look good in tight fitting costumes
Other Type 2's: Samantha Carter, Belanna

Type 3. the blonde boyish geek
Seamus Harper (A) = Wash (F)
As stated. Blonde, boyish looks, a bit cheeky. Comes up with most comedy lines. Has a natural gift in one area (probably flying or gadgets). MUST wear hawaiian shirt.
Other Type 3's: Tom Paris, Daniel Jackson,

Type 4: The Muscle
Tyr(A) = Jayne (F)
Gun toting, musclehead. Probably a bit dim. also most likely to try and sell out the crew for money. Has an amazing collection of weapons. Says very little
Other Type 4's: Teal'c, Worf

Type 5: The Cutesy girly, naive type.
Trance (A) = Kaylee(F)
Wonders around in a trnace most of the time. has a cute little smile but there is always a hidden something. Good at tinkering with things and will probably have a crush on another member of the crew.
Other Type 5's: Kes

Type 6: The misfit priest type
Rev Bem (A) = Shepherd Book (F)
A Definite relgious type. probably overcome hardship or tuned against his old ways to follow the faith. Provides direction in moral issues. One episode he must have a crisis of faith. Probably good at killing whne it is 'justified'. When another character has a crisis, he will appear from nowhere from behind to give his guidance
Other tpye 6's: Ambassador DeLenn

It's Sunday. Back to work tomorrow, and I go into a duty week. So lots of late nights and probably no access to my blog because of it's extreme amounts of inappropriate content. Well if they are gonna brand me inappropriate then I might as well live up to it.

That'll learn 'em!
Or perhaps it's not the language they are blocking me for. Perhaps they are blocking me because of my crap writing style and inappropriate use of punctaution. well if I want to add punctuation then I !"'"??! will. Ok!

I have just noticed I am top blog. How is that possible? I got fewer hits yesterday than previously. There must be a mistake.

I have the TV off at the moment. I know- wonders will never cease. I have my iRiver shuffling at the moment. Sing along now "Flash! Ah Aah!"

I have just noticed I have a spot on my bum. It's not that sore though. It's nt like when you have a spot on the inside of your nose, man thats painful.