The new Final Destination film was made on a low budget

Whipped Cream and Pineapple rings. They're on my mind and not in a good way... but more on that later.

It is sunday afternoon and here is what I have done today.
I got up about 9am.

What are they going to do wiht the pineapple rings... eeurgh

After a bit of blogging I went to The pictures and saw Final Destination 3. I will post a review later. but I ought to say I so do not want to go on a rollercoaster right now.

In ASDA I managed to pick up a few DVD's. I got the new Pride and Prejudice DVD (Mmmm Kiera) it was only £10. Plus Stepford wives and The Village. Less than a tenner each!

Coming home I caught the end of the Eastenders omnibus, because I had been out on Thursday and friday evenings. And those of you who saw Fridays episode should now realise the significance of my opening statement. Its Pat-Wicks and Patrick up to their Old Tricks. But Did Pat really have to entice him with the thought of Whipped Cream and Pineapple chunks. Just thinking about it gives me chunks of my own!

Anyway, about to settle down and watch the Stepford Wives.

Blog You later

This joke is dedicated to SUBMIT to prove that I am really a dustbinmanperson and not a teacher at all

or should that be

I am a sanitation and hygeine engineer and not an information dispersal technician

Wheely bin joke- a bit rude

A dustman(me) is going along a street picking up the wheely bins and emptying them into his dustcart lorry.

He gets to one house where the bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door.

There's no answer so he knocks again.

Eventually a Chinese bloke answers... "Harro", says the Chineseman.

"Alright mate, where's your bin?" asks the dustman

"I bin on toilet" replies the Chinese bloke, looking perplexed.

Realising the Chinese fellow has misunderstood, the binman smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

"I dust bin on toilet I told you" says the Chinese man.

"Mate" says the dustman... "you're misunderstanding me...where's your Wheely Bin?"

"OK" "OK" , the chinaman says, "I wheely bin having wank."

Here is another true account of something that happened to me. It's the account of the incident of when I got attacked on a train.

This happened many years ago when I was 20. It was Summer and I was home from Uni and I had got a summer job working in a bank in London.
One evening I was travelling home; it was about 5:30pm and the train was packed.
There were a couple of lads, also about 20ish, on the seats opposite me, but I was reading a book and ignoring them. But I could hear them laughing and taking the piss out of me. Then one of them kicked and spat at me, for fun!
And that made me look at one of them. As soon as I did, he shouted "Have you got a $£$%$$££$% problem?" and the pair of them decided to kick the shit out of me. They were laughing and swearing and enjoying every minute of it. No-one on the train helped me out.
The trsin pulled into the station(Which was my stop) and I grabbed me bag and legged it. On the station I just stopped because i was shaking so much. Then a kind woman took my arm and said "Come with me, we have to report this" and she took me to the guards office on the platform. When I thanked he for her help she said "I just hope someone will take care of me if it were me". The BR guard called the police.
The train was still on the platform and I heard something that shook me up more. The two guys hade got off the train and I could clearly hear them say that they were gonna find me and finish the job! If the lady hadn't have taken me to the guards office I would have just tried to go home and the thugs may well have finished me off!
Obviously the thugs couldn't find me, so they decided to return to the station and wait for the next train. Which was good because they were there when the police arrived. I confirmed it was them and they were arrested. I got taken to the station to give my statement.
Whilst I was in the station a police officer came in "The two men have made a complaint against you. They say you attacked them for no reason". Thats when all my concerns about the british justice system came to a head. Here i was, a victim,and I was the one going to be charged!
The policeman continued "But dont worry, we have got witness statements. In fact we have had over 50 phone calls from people on the train reporting what happened. they all corroborate your story"
So the guys were charged and I got £50 compensation but no victim support.