This list is mine. I havent stolen it from anyone. but feel free to half inch it. All I ask is you leave me a comment so i can see your answers too.

Do you play an instrument?
Guitar. i used to play the cello when i was a kid.

What is the most unusual instrument you have played or would like to play?
The digeridoo. but I would love to play the harp,or bagpipes

Have you ever posed for an artist?
only my thumb, and it was naked (my thumb that is)

What's the weirdest thing you have bought from e-bay?
It was a cocky copper for my OH.

Whats the weirdest thing you have sold over ebay?
I once sold a glow in the dark scooby doo van that you got free from a cereal packet. It was just after Big Brother 3 where Alex used to play 'follow the van' And it sould for a couple of pounds!

have you ever bought anything from a Sky Shopping channel?
No

whats the most unusual thing you have bought/would like to have bought from a shopping channel?
I would have bought a signed football shirt from them but they were too expensive. I would have quite liked a strange film prop like the bullet from Goldeneye

Have you ever phoned in to a TV quiz channel?
no.Whenever I watch them I work out the answer but someone phones in with it and it is wrong. I don't trust them!

Have you ever been mis-identified in a shop?
I am often thought to be a manager and people complain at me.

Do you talk to strangers on trains?
Not since I was attacked on a train by two drunks for no reason

Do you like flying?
no. I do it but it scares me still.

Ever been underground for a long while?
I once went potholing. I joined a ociety at Uni. I only went once and found it wasnt for me. Now where did I put that wetsuit?

Ever been scared in a thunderstorm?
I was once out when there was an escapologist in th street. He had just been chained up when the storm started. I was quite scared for him

If there was one film/song title that summed up your life, what would it be?
much ado about Nothing

I was just thinking about the book The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe and I wonder if it's success is due to the title and how it is just a collection of nouns; one an animal, one a profession and one a piece of furniture. Which bodes well for my new novel "The Ferret, The Stripper and the Commode"
Funnily enough there is a beaver in it too! ;

And I had another idea for a geek based film, It is based on a group of fanatics led by a strong hero; and the object of there fanaticism is their old fashioned cooker.

The film is called Jason and the Aga-nuts!

I have been laughing out loud this afternoon watching Harry Hill's TV burp- especially the Anthea Turner Polaroid jokes! "If you have trouble remembering what's on you photographs, take a polorid of them and stick them on the back!" I laughed so much I made myself wheeze! (I wonder if that was the origins of a good wheeze?)

I have also watched last weeks Rosemary and Thyme. We have a lot on tape to try and catch up on so it's good to get a bit of time together to do so.
Any way, this weeks episode of Rosemary and Thyme had the following format: The gardeners are asked to help create a wonderful garden for a couple who have a very unstable family. Someone gets murdered. The girls stumble on the body. The police are baffled. The girls happen to overhear lots of conversations and see lots of clues and end up solving the murder.
This was different to last week where the gardeners were asked to help restore a wonderful garden for a family who have a very unstable life. Someone gets murdered. The girls stumble on the body. The police are baffled. The girls happen to overhear lots of conversations and see lots of clues and end up solving the murder.
Next week appararently the gardeners are asked to help create an extremely wonderful garden for a some people who have a very unstable family. Someone gets murdered. The girls stumble on the body. The police are baffled. The girls happen to overhear lots of conversations and see lots of clues and end up solving the murder.

If I were them, I would give up gardening; it's far too dangerous

aaaah What a shame. Chelsea lose to Middlesborough by 3-0.

Altogether now..... Aaaaaaaaaah

And a win for liverpool thanks to the mighty Hyypia. 1-0 againts Wigan, but it's all thats needed.

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Childhood diseases.

They have some strange names

German Measles: Are they really from Germany? Can you get Canadian measles or perhaps Kidderminster measles?

Chicken Pox: The pox of the chicken?

Whooping cough: Because in the olden days if you got it your ass was whooped! or if you survived you whooped for joy?

Small pox? A pox for tiny people?

Then there's getting Colic. Thats for little babies. But the adult version is getting al'colic
(Ps I added the colic after wathcing Dick and Dom)