Firstly I have to mentions tonights Easttenders and EEuuw! Patwicks and Patrick sordid trist! Pat looked like an Amsterdam Hooker, looking out of her curtained window with her dressing gown and fag in her hand! WEll, Thats how I imagine Hookers are obviously having no experience of them ,, ahem

And how to make a celebrity baby name. it seems like modern baby names like Peaches Appleblossom or Apple Lily all you need is to think of a fruit and a plant and you're set with a good name.

Which bodes well for my son Vomit-Fruit Cactus

Anyway I have just finished watching Resident Evil: apocolypse on my PSP- I've got these great headphones which makes it better as the speaker on the PSP is quite bad for movies.

My next film will be Starship Trooper.

I was teaching Correlation yesterday and was trying to get the students to understand when two pieces of data can have a positive correlation. I used the simple example of Temperature and ice cream sales. "The hotter the temperature, the more Ice creams are sold"

So I asked for any more examples of positive correlation. Here was my favourite ever response from a pupil
"The bigger the diamter of the hoop earing, the More chavvy they are"

I couldn't disagree...

When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, some kids were walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the kids ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest placed his ear close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Suprised, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly, realizing what was happening, he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."

Here is something Crappy thats been happening. You've heard of happy slapping? Louts going around slapping strangers and their friends filming it on their video phones. Of course there was that horrible case in the news of the girl who killed for kicks
Anyway, the newest craze in schools seems to be- one kid winds up the teacher and another secretly films it on their phone ready to share it around their friends.
i havent been a victim (as far as I know) but The Admiral has and he was fuming when he found out.