This Blog is dedicated to my mate, The Admiral. He's a good laugh at work!
Today we were having assembly and he was wearing his wrong glasses, so when it came to singing the hymn, he couldnt read the words! Or at least the words he imagined he saw were nothing like the ones on the page. Still what he lacked in accuracy, he made up in volume. And if he really didnt know the words he just dum-de-dummed. After a while I felt so sorry for him that I started singing louder which helped him out because he just repeated what I was singing just a split second after me.
He also has a wicked sense of humour. The other day, after I told him about the PSE teacher getting annoyed about the Maths Challenge, he said "Don't worry about it. He was only worried that he never managed to talk about masturbation with them. All that fannying about, talking about it. Why don't they just pull their finger out and get on with it!"
To which I replied "Surely Pulling their fingers out would not be getting on with it"
This conversation continued and got ruder....