Now I'm really annoyed! I have just seen the list of the worlds 100 sexiest men and they have forgotten to list me! There must be a mistake. The is the biggext cock up in a vote count since Blair forgot to vote on the religious hatred bill which was lost by one vote!

Anyway I think CJ should be somewhere on the list. I mean if Shayne Ward can get on it and even Ben Shepherd! then there must be a chance yes?

And we all know that the cybermen are on their way, but is it closer than we think? Now that the Large Icy Lump has been declared the tenth planet! But what should it be called? Forgive me but UB313 does not really roll of the tongue.

let me think

An Icy Lump

hmmm

I know... Lizzie Bardsley