YOu know TV is getting more bizarre when you switch it on and you are met with the sight of Richard Hammond and Mel Gyrtydkdc dressed as Sumo Wrestlers! Actually I quite like this 5 Oclock show. Its brain dead TV!
In the News there is some guerilla er Gorilla action as Pete Burns coat has been taken away by the Police. The coat, which is said to be real Gorilla is going tp be tested. Apparently if it is found to have a higher IQ than Chantelle, they will remove her instead.
The Animal Group that welcomed this action is known as People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals Other wise known as PETA. Which I thought was quite coincidental seeing as it was Peta's coat













