Been a quiet evening really. Pork Chops for dinner. In Corrie Dev is excited that Sunita's had a baby.. or as Dev said it SUUUNEEETA's HAAAD A BAAAAAYBEEEEE. Still there was a light moment in the art gallery when they started singing the theme from Vision On.

Anyone here ever had there picture in the 'Gallery'?

In Big Brother, Preston and Chantelle are getting closer. But Preston says he likes her as sister... in a Brookie Nat and Georgia sort of way, maybe. and Jimmy Savile was in.. so to my second Question

Anyone here ever written to Jim'll fix it?

Anyway Goodnight all. Maybe I'll be more inspired tomorrow.

Excuse the Americanisationalism...
Ok, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know that:

660 - Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 - Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator
-666 ^ (1/2) - Imaginary number of the Beast
1010011010 - Binary of the Beast
6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 - Area code of the Beast
00666 - Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-0666: Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 - Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 - Way of the Beast
666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k - Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 - CPU of the Beast
666i - BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

Look into my eyes
My eyes
Not around the eys
Don't look around the eyes
You're Under

When you wake up you will be under the firm belief that this was the wittiest funniest and most life affirming blog you have ever read. In fact it will make you want to go and do something that you have been putting off for ages and you can't wait to tell me about it.

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... You're back in the room