by
cj592
@ 2006-01-15 - 12:11:20
In the Papers:
A chef has bitten off a man's ear in a fight. When asked why he did it he said "I shouldn't have done it. I'm a muslim and I'm supposed to bas fasting" - perhaps he was just looking for a cheaper alternative to Venison
On TV it looks like life is going to get worse for Rita Sullivan in Coronation street. She's going tobe attacked which will lead her to a suicide attempt. Poor Rita. I don't think she's had a nice stroyline for years. The last one was when GodCilla tried to take her to court for assualting little Chutney er Chesney.
PS Does anyone else think that Blacnhe Hunt looks like Dustin Hoffman from Tootsie?
John Barrowman has been defending his new TV Doctor Who spin off, Torchwood, against claims that it is just an adult version of Doctor Who. How could people think that? Just because it's on after 9 and John will be taking his kit off as much as possible. Apparently the show is going to be the UK version of the X-Files. The first unexpalined mystery is ... Pete Burns
John has continued to do well for himself. He's been in Doctor who, now torchwood. He was in the Film DeLovely and The Producers. And now he is in THe Celebrity Come Skate Dancing on Ice Show, hosted by Keith Harris, Orville and Dean
Back to Torchwood. It is rumoured that Rachel Stevens wants a role. Well I hope she gets it and ends up covered in Creamy Muck Ectoplasm! That'll learn her!