I cannot go into the weekend without mentioning Celebrity big Brother. SO who's in there?
Michael Barrymore... not really sure this is the best thing for him to do (Remember Les Dennis?). It will either make him or break him, and I know what my money's on.
Jodie marsh.. Did someone open an envelope? The only reason she is there is because Jordan did the Jungle and got hitched to Peter Andre. But who is best for our Jode? Could it be...
Maggot. Yes, that's Maggot! From a band that has a chain that could be made of gold but I'm not sure.
Preston. He's in a group or something or nothing.
Pete Burns. Now I really liked that single 20 years ago but, I'm not too sure what he's done. The clip of his Lip surgery going wrong was SOOOOO disturbing!
Rula Lenska. Now she is a celebrity in my mind. Actress, singer and has been in the business for years.
Farara Something who once slept with Sven. Famous for once sleeping with Sven.
George Something. Now I should know who he is but he is Bezzzie mates with Saddam Houssein, so that doesn't bode well
Tracie Cheesy. She used to be in Baywatch. Very American TV
Oh and Dennis 'metal mickey'. A NBA star who would puncture more balls now than score with. Are those nose piercings real????
And the most entertaining bit is that there is a non celebrity in there. Chantelle from Essex has to convince the others she is famous or get chucked out. I don't think that will be too hard, seeing as most of the others will only really have heard of at least two others in there.
She has to pretend that she is in a girl group Kandifloss (With a K). Whats the betting that by the end of the year she will be. Simon Cowell can make a TV show to find the other members!