I'm off to see my family now. It's the annual present run. Thankfully they're all wrapped and ready to go.

I have been playing GTA: Liberty City Stories on the PSP and I have now made it to the final part of the map, shoreside vale. And the first thing I had to do was go to Mr Benz, the costume shop!

Inspired by Broken Fairy blog

What is the worst response you can think of to the question

"Do these pants make me look fat?"
......"Not really because it squeezes most of the fat out of them" by Cj592
......"No, it just makes your head look like a marshmallow!" by Broken Fairy
......"No, it's your fat that makes you look fat" by Faaaantastic
......"Your pants?? Not trousers?? Yes. Of course they do." By Helly100
......"Well, if you must wear a thong back to front...."By Avrilo

Leave your reply in the comments and I will add them to the blog when I can

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A COMPUTER GEEK WHEN...

You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up

You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores

You use Google to search for your car keys

You actually hand in work from Essay Generator.com

You keep getting fired as you beat up your boss thinking that you’ll get to the next level

You keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your desk top

You excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to “download”

You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right corner

You refer to meals as “power ups”

You call Christmas a “bonus round”

A man is lying in bed in hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young student nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.

"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young student replies, "I don't know I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

He struggles again to ask,"Nurse are my testicles black?"

Finally she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a closer look and says,"There is nothing wrong with them."

Fnally the mans pulls off his oxygen mask and replies
"That as very nice but, I asked ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?"

Once again I thought I would use my blog to record a moment from my past.

How I was attacked by a dead pigeon
It was some time in 1991 and I was standing at Goodmayes station waiting for a train. It was pretty quiet, just me and the pigeons that were perched on the wire above the track.
Then the train came into the station. Now normally I would assume that when the train comes, the birds fly away, and this is what they did; all except one! There was one pigeon that wasn't quick enough to fly away and therefore was still on the wire above the track when the electric train came into the station.
As the train approached, the electric contact touched the pigeon. There was a loud bang, and the pigeon immediately burst into flame, and due to the force of the current, the feathery fireball was sent hurtling straight at me! This all happened at once and I only really became aware when I saw this flaming fireball hurtling towards me. The aim was perfect, as if God himself was playing bowls I had to dive out of the way, otherwise it would have struck me dead on. After I picked myself up I could see the flaming mass of feathers on the platform. I may have dodged out of the way, but the poor pigeon wasn't so lucky.

And that is how I was attacked by a dead pigeon.