Spurred on by Graemephillipsuk blog about Morris Minor and the Majors' Stutter rap, I thought I would post the lyrics to 'this is the chorus' I found it on the web!

This is a disco hit
And writing four every week is our own kind of thing
Though they may
Be
Shhhhhure to get you dancing
You don't seem to mind if they all sound the same
Well we don't care what the words are about
If the beat is right then our success will grow
And on and on we keep churning them out
'cause we put the S in 'hits' you know

And this is the chorus
This is the chorus
It goes around and around and gets into your brain
This is the chorus
Our fabulous chorus
And thirty seconds from now you're going to hear it again

We meet up, each day
And write dozens of songs until 'Neighbours' begins
See that girl, we could be producing
(Kylie voice) We should be so lucky
That's all she sings

Call us derivative, you may be right
People who rate us they're bizarre (unclear lyric)
But you can't argue (unclear lyric) the songs that we write
Are as original as Andrew Lloyd Webber's are

And this is the chorus
This is the chorus
It goes around and around and gets into your brain
This is the chorus
Our fabulous chorus
And thirty seconds from now you're going to hear it again

(Mel and Kim voice) F-L-M
Fun, love and monotony

This isn't the chorus
It's coming up soon though

We don't care if a girl sings our lines
Just as long as she is delectable
And you may say our success is a crime
But it ain't never gonna be detectable, detectable

And this is the chorus
This is the chorus
It goes around and around and gets into your brain
This is the chorus
Our fabulous chorus
And thirty seconds from now you're going to hear it again

This is the key change
This is the key change
It's a standard device to stop us sounding mundane
This is the key change
Our fabulous key change
And now we've done it once so we won't do it again

And this is the chorus
This is the chorus
It goes around and around and gets into your brain
This is the chorus
Our fabulous chorus
And thirty seconds from now you're going to hear it again

(Kylie voice) And if you're lucky, lucky, lucky
You won't hear it again

(pause)

And this is the chorus...