Enter the Void....

Tonights X-factor has just been on- No need to panic Colin!
And all I can say is- If Chico doesnt go then I'll eat my bow ties!
I thought that the Conways and Journey South were good tonight! I love Bon Jovi tracks- epsecially the old ones. Slippery when wet is one of my favourite albums
Nick was awful with his 'I believe I can fly' all I can say is.. prove it and fly away!
Andy is boring.
Shane was just trying to be Justine Trousersnake and ended up just being trying!
The girls, Brenda and Maria are still good.

Prediction: Bottom two Nick and Chico and Nick will go because for some reason the judges like Frico!

CHINESE PROVERBS
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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Without rice, even the cleverest housewife cannot cook. But she can still burn water.... (from prydwen)
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wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn (From jojo52)
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Only Foolish man eat yellow snow
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What happened? Dick and Dom off the air for the Lord Mayors show! They weren't expecting that!

Personal news
Good Morning. I am feeling quite bright considering how much I drank last night. It was a good night, lot's to talk about although I don't usually hold with the idea of teachers socialising as all they seem to talk about is school.
I managed to get through the end of the week without another fire drill! I'm not on duty again until January, so that's good too!

Television news
I see ITV are planning a new Sci-Fi series to go head -to-head with Doctor Who. IT's called Primaeval and It's about a man who goes back in time to see what happened to his wife, who dissapeared into a black hole
I also hear Men and Motors are producing another rival show. It's about a man who goes back to find out where his dinner is after his wife had disappeared into the kitchen.

Movie News
It looks like the new Indiana Jones movie may go ahead with Harrison ford in the role. But I think he may be getting too old to play the action hero.
So what film titles could there be?
Raiders of the lost Pension?
Indiana Jones and the Thermos of Tea? or the Tea-cosy of Doom?

PSP News
I thnk I have nearly finished Metal Gear Acid! (I know I've been at it for ages) I'm at the part where I'm attacking the Metal Gear at the end! It can't go on for much longer can it? I want to start GTA:Liberty City Stories

Doctor Who News
Billie is quitting. She won't stay for a third series. Perhaps they just didn't Pay the Piper enough! Rats!