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Posts archive for: 01 November, 2005
  • Champion Smiles

    Now I'm smiling. A win for Liverpool and a Lose for Chelsea have put us ahead in the group G Champions League table:DD

    1 Liverpool 10
    2 Chelsea 7
    3 Real Betis 6
    4 Anderlecht 0

    (And did you know that Anderlecht is an anagram of Chandler E.T.)

  • Caption competition 3

    Whats being said here?

    Caption Competition 3

  • The Dusty Folder and Song Number 16

    At the back of a cupboard, Behind lots of boxes that I haven't opened in years, I found a folder. This folder was covered in dust. It had not been opened for years but I recognised it. It contained the lyrics of songs that I had written when i was 14. 14 years old and determined to be a pop artist. As I read them, I cringe quietly to myself as I remember wanting to be the next member of Frankie Goes to Holliwood. (Please tell me that I am not the only one that has one of these folders)

    Anyway I thought I would use this blog to record one of those songs.

    Song number 16
    Title: Love, Peace and Porcupines
    Date: 4/6/86

    I have heard the songs of Love and Peace
    But that's behind the times
    So here's a song I wrote about
    Love, Peace and Porcupines

    The love songs that I hear today
    Are slow and sung off key
    The records that you sometimes buy
    Just don't appeal to me

    And Peace songs, really what's the point
    There is no better life
    I've had better conversations
    Talking to the wife

    Now porcupines are really nice
    When you get to know 'em
    So how comes no-one wrote a song
    Or even wrote a poem?

    Porcupines make great best friends
    They really love a chat
    And soon they'll be more popular
    Than a pussy cat

    So forget the songs of love and peace
    They're all behind the times
    And let's write songs and dedicate
    them to the porcupines.

    Yes I really did write that on that date!

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