And in the news...
Toy company Bandai have made a little plastic figure of Wayne Rooney for Christmas. It can kick, bend and scratch it's groin, but won't be able to swear as it's mouth is sealed shut. (Now there's a good idea). Although why you would want a doll that is able to scratch it's crotch I don't know. The company claims it will be twelve inches of action- I bet it's the first time Rooney has been able to claim that!

To be honest, the doll is a lot better looking than the real thing!
Headline of the day goes to this story
FANGS FOR CATCHING CAR SNAKE
MUM Pauline Evans saw a 4ft snake slither from under her car bonnet.
I bet that's the last time she calls the AA...

