After another day at the hamster wheel it is good to be home again. The petrol stations still seem to be queueing up, even though it's not necessary.

I have just watched Celebrity Art School on BBC2. a handful of Celebrities are being taught artistic methods in the hope to enleash their inner creativity. It includes Ulrika (Mr Right) Johnsson, Keith (Comic strip) Allen, Clarissa (two fat ladies) Dickson Wright, John ( didnt he do the news?) Humphreys and Nihal (Never heard of him)Arthanayake. After producing some questionable pieces of art, they the had a critic some in to'criticise' their work. John H was very unimpressed with the whole thing- which was very funny. earlier on they had to draw an object whilst wearing blindfolds as it was being described by someone else. This led to the most classic line of the night, after attempting to draw a gramaphone. "Ulrika has a nice bell, Keith has a nice Box and Clarissa has drawn some sort of Mollusc!" It was hilarious to watch

I have just turned over to BBC to watch eastenders and I caught the end of Watchdog. They were talking about Quiz TV. I sometimes watch this but it is too annoying because I can work it out but it is never the right answer. I can spend hours watching it. Can anyone tell me what the complaint was?

Fact of the day: Julius Caesar invented the Cipher, using a simple method of shifting the alphabet along

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